Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
John Wayne

New: Apple’s iAd NOT For Small Businesses - Apple iAd ads are cool and could be the leading frontier in the mobile ... http://ow.ly/17emzm

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
Jack Nicholson -Q: Do you love what you do?

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Redd Foxx

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Bruce Lee

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield

New: 12 Social Media Tips For Small Businesses - Many small businesses would agree that social media is great chann... http://ow.ly/17dGHT

New: 4 Corporate Blogging Strategies - We’re witnessing more and more companies having a blog section on their corp... http://ow.ly/17dGHX

I think most people are more susceptible to prejudice than to reason.
Roger Ebert

If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.
Samuel L. Jackson

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
Tupac Shakur

God had to create disco music so I could be born and be successful.
Donna Summer

New: How A Company Successfully Rides The Social Media Wave - Social media is on the rise and many businesses are c... http://ow.ly/17cZjB

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Thomas Jefferson

Hold it! Facebook shares your info w/other websites visited. Here's how to keep your privacy private! http://ow.ly/1EkRR

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone.
Horace

Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
Juvenal

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination.
Earl Nightingale

New: 3 Reasons Why Twitter’s Promoted Tweets Must Improve - Twitter’s Promoted Tweets ad platform has gone live, an... http://ow.ly/17ch5J

New: Released WP Minify 0.8.0 - WP Minify version 0.8.0 is here! What's new this release? This version of WP Minify... http://ow.ly/17ch3T

New: The Social Media Effect [INFOGRAPHIC] - If you don't know how this whole word of mouth concept works online, t... http://ow.ly/17ch5N

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had a bad day.
John Madden

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.
Rush Limbaugh

Play is the work of children. It's very serious stuff.
Bob Keeshan, aka Captain Kangaroo

All you have to do is know where you're going. The answers will come to you of their own accord.
Earl Nightingale

If it's hard to remember, it'll be difficult to forget.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

When I first drew him I had eyes in there and it didn't look right.
Bob Kane , Batman creator

In truth, the only restrictions on our capacity to astonish ourselves and each other are imposed by our own minds.
David Blaine

Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.
P. T. Barnum

A man is either free or he is not. There cannot be any apprenticeship for freedom.
Amiri Baraka

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
Maya Angelou

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
Woodrow Wilson

In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Chuck Norris

New: 10 Visually Engaging Ads - We're exposed to more than 3,000+ ads per day and of course not every ad commands e... http://ow.ly/17aNtz

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
Mohandas Gandhi

I steal from every movie ever made.
Quentin Tarantino

This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done.
Jackie Robinson

Free Webinar Discover how video marketing explodes your business @5 pm EST(new time) today! http://bit.ly/twvidmkt

Just 15 min. to go! Free Video Marketing Webinar Build your business brand using video-Go Now! http://bit.ly/twvidmkt

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.
Lance Armstrong

Next Webinar: Using video marketing to explode your business! Valuable tips! @2 pm EST today! http://bit.ly/twvidmkt

Video: Wake Up w/Jay! "Procrastination-A Success Killer http://ow.ly/1Cy8T "Want a job to be hard? Just keep putting it off"

I'm not concerned with your liking or disliking me... All I ask is that you respect me as a human being.
Jackie Robinson

Free Webinar Discover how video marketing explodes your business @2 pm EST today! http://bit.ly/twvidmkt

I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.
Michael Jordan

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
Satchel Paige

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
Satchel Paige

Blog: How Small Victories Help You Create Big Products for Your Blog http://ow.ly/179RRG

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra

I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.
Jack LaLanne

What I did in my youth is hundreds of times easier today. Technology breeds crime.
Frank Abagnale

What's right isn't always popular. What's popular isn't always right.
Howard Cosell

I'm a big believer in the fact that life is about preparation, preparation, preparation.
Johnnie Cochran

Get ALL your social networking in just 1 place! Hubze-brand new and waiting for you.... http://ow.ly/1BZoE

Free traffic getting webinars, marketing videos, tips & techniques Friday Night Madness fan page: http://bit.ly/fnmfbf

The most potent weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.
Steven Biko

Free Twitter 101 Webinar! Discover How You Can Master Twitter For Your Business Real Simple: 7 pm EST http://ow.ly/1BVZj

Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
Elbert Hubbard

He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.
James Huneker

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Dave Barry

10 minutes to go: Free Webinar shows how to build your business with Facebook @ 7 pm EST http://bit.ly/twvsqp

Free Webinar: How to Build Your Business Through Facebook Marketing Techniques in 1/2 hour! 7pm EST http://ow.ly/1BsSQ

Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.
Honore de Balzac

Hurry! Free Traffic Generation Strategies Webinar is Just Underway. Go Now! http://ow.ly/1Bm0E

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
Bob Dylan

FREE Traffic Generation Strategies Webinar! Get floods of traffic to your sites & blogs 2 pm EST Visit: http://ow.ly/1Bizl

Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.
Phil Jackson

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
Mohandas Gandhi

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Satchel Paige

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips

Email messages are opened at a 2% rate, while phone text messages are opened at a 90% rate; mobile marketing is the next big thing!

If you own an iPad & an iPhone, won't your phone look, well-small?

Check out the next BIG thing in marketing: Mobile Marketing. Do it with your phone! Free Webinar w/ Joel Comm http://bit.ly/tcwbnr

"Don't wish it was easier, wish you were better." - Jim Rohn

Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect.
Shaquille O'Neal

Want more Twitter followers fast? Go to http://ping.fm/0QFSt Free followers like lightning!

He not busy being born is busy dying.
Bob Dylan

Get instant access to a speed reading tool that helps you read faster: http://bit.ly/spdrdng

All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
Buddha

Instruction in youth is like engraving in stones.
-- African Proverb

Getting people to work together is MAGIC~Jim Rohn

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.
Frederick Douglass

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
C. S. Lewis

Business is a combination of war and sport.
Andre Maurois

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money.
Peter Drucker

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money.
Peter Drucker

As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth.
John Greenleaf Whittier

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
Mother Teresa

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mohandas Gandhi

Join our brand new Fan Page on Facebook: Friday Night Madness. Earn a steady residual income-easily! http://bit.ly/fnmfbf

A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
Joel Osteen

Texas has arguably the most extreme separation between the well off and everyday people in the United States. ~Don Baylor

If you'ere not using #Hootsuite, you're missing the best tool you can use online! I looove this website! http://hootsuite.com

Free Webinar! Starting in 1/2 Hour: Discover how to get traffic to your website or blog. GO! http://ow.ly/1ysOX

http://bit.ly/9owq6C
<<===Free Webinar 4 YOU 2 Night====>> #webtraffic FREE ways 2
Get Traffic To Your Website. TONIGHT only. Cool.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
~Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. ~Bill Cosby

A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ~Jim Carrey

Did you know that high functioning autistic people create almost all technological advances, even though they can't use them?

I lost a company. So what? It's just stuff. Can't take it with you.
~Wally "Famous" Amos

Giving people self-confidence is by far the most important thing that I can do. Because then they will act. ~Jack Welch

Sharks are a concern for triathletes competing in Sydney this weekend. But on the bright side, record times are expected http://ow.ly/1x8BH

You've gotta be kidding! Evander Holyfield, 47, is heavyweight champ. Again(at least a piece of it) http://ow.ly/1x5UH

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
~Jim Rohn

Free Webinar: How 22,000 avg. joes get their own personal monthly stimulus checks and how you can too http://bit.ly/twvsqp

It's happening NOW: 22,000 people have their own stimulus plan. What's yours? Will you have one? Free webinar http://bit.ly/twwebnr

A chicken sandwich walks into the bar and orders a beer and some peanuts. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion. ~Jim Rohn Stop fooling yourself & get real.

Free Webinar: Join 22,000 others like you who are getting their own economic stimulus plans going http://bit.ly/twwebnr

Scarface as a school play. No kidding. "You fudge with me, you fudge with the best" http://is.gd/b6Sal So wrong-yet funny

Happy Easter to All the Tweeple!