Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
John Wayne

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Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
Jack Nicholson -Q: Do you love what you do?

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Redd Foxx

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Bruce Lee

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali