A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
Thomas A. Edison

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
W. Clement Stone

All that I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau

Look at me: Judge me by my size? ~Yoda

Men must know their limitations.
Clint Eastwood